Thursday, August 22, 2019

Churn baby churn!


Two hours.  That is how long it took to “chat” with a Verizon representative and have some minor changes made to my account.  (In fact, the issue is not completely resolved.  But, I decided to de-couple a second issue and make it tomorrow’s headache.)

It made me wonder how long it would take if I wanted to cancel my account and establish one with another provider (of wireless, internet, and/or pay-tv/streaming).  Verizon and its competitors pride themselves in their low “churn rates”.  I truly believe that more customers don’t switch providers because it is too hard to do so and not because they are happy campers.  In essence, these firms hook us with attractive offers and then make it very difficult to wiggle off that hook. 

What if, however, we are determined to make the switch.  A crucial step is deciding what to switch to.  While wireless and broadband choices are few, the number of plans offered by each is daunting.  Then, if you want to add on entertainment services, you can become overwhelmed quickly and feel great uncertainty (and unhappiness) in making the “right” choice. 

One alternative to Verizon in every market is AT&T (DirecTV).  For that one firm, here is what you see when you go to the website:
Package Name
Channel (minimum)
Mo. Price ($)
Broadcast Channels
Notes
Streaming (internet)- AT&T TV Now
Plus
45
50
Y
HBO incl.; Starz, Cinemax, Showtime = $11/mo
Max
60
70
Y
HBO & Cinemax incl.; Starz Showtime = $11/mo
Entertainment
65
93
Y
Choice
85
110
Y
Xtra
105
124
Y
Ultimate
125
135
Y
Starz included
Pay-TV - Price good for first 12-months, 24-month agreement (early termination fees apply)
Select
155
60
Y
HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, Starz incl. for 1st 3-mo only
Entertainment
160
65
Y
HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, Starz incl. for 1st 3-mo only
Choice
185
70
Y
HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, Starz incl. for 1st 3-mo only
Xtra
235
80
Y
HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, Starz incl. for 1st 3-mo only
Ultimate
250
85
Y
HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, Starz incl. for 1st 3-mo only
Premier
330
135
Y
HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, Starz incl. for 1st 3-mo only
where AT&T available, $10 off per month inf bundle TV package with internet

So, what do “we” do?  We stay with our current provider.  Who wins?  “They” do.

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